PUBG and Fortnite are like identical twins separated at birth, but destined to live parallel lives. They’re more alike than similar, they have the same mannerisms and nuances, yet they insist that they’re totally different entities.

Seemingly every time PUBG does something, Fortnite is close to follow and vice versa. It’s a pattern and his time, both games decided to simultaneously announce loot updates.

The PUBG loot updates come courtesy of the new Fever and Militia crates. Each is scheduled to be released on February 22 to celebrate the beginning of the new season.

The Fever crate features retro items inspired by “the fashion of the 70s and 80s,” while the Militia crate contains the Erangel resistance force outfit, Miramar frontiersman outfit and much more.” 

PUBG also included loot crate drop rates in their latest patch notes. The rarest item in the Fever crate is the Zest Checkered Skirt with a drop rate of 0.16%. The Militia crate has several ultra-rare items, chief among them is the Black Military Skirt with a microscopic drop rate of 0.0064%.

The other twin, Fortnite, is also celebrating the start of their new season with some new loot (shocking, I know). The main new outfit showcased in their Season 3 Battle Pass announcement was a slim astronaut suit. Other cosmetic details were sparse, but Epic did reveal exactly what you’d be getting with the new seasons’s battle pass. Specifically, it comes with six out fits, 21 emoticons, four emotes, five skydiving FX trails, three gliders and a host of other cosmetic flares. 

Now that we’ve established that PUBG and Fortnite are incredibly similar, it’s time to propose a change.

Instead of the two working to be beat each other, they come together to form one mega-battle royale. Keep all the characters, maps, weapons, etc., and you essentially just merge the games. Health and damage would have to be normalized, but other than that, keep everything as is. That’s it.

Then the dev teams can focus on making PUBNite the greatest batlle royale of all time and we can all live happily ever after.